— "Get out
of the house immediately! Go to the neighbor's and call
the police!"
It seems that when the vet performed the operation, he found a very grisly reason for the dog's breathing difficulty
— three human fingers were lodged in its throat. Concerned that the person belonging to the dismembered fingers might still be in the house, he phoned to warn the woman.
According to the story, police arrived at her house and found an unconscious intruder, sans fingers, lying in a closet.
New Times learned of the story from an employee of a large industrial plant in the Valley. He said he had gotten the story third hand from another employee who in turn had heard it from a woman whose relatives in Las Vegas knew the dog's owner. As of Friday,
New Times was not able to nail down the identity of the Doberman's mistress.
According to a spokesman at the
Las Vegas Sun, that paper, too, was very interested in breaking the story. Unfortunately, even though the story was all over Vegas last Thursday, the paper
— and police
— weren't
able
to dig up one shred of evidence to prove the incident ever occurred. "The police are baffled," the Sun spokesman said.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/animals/doberman.asp
There is another about a guy on PCP
and his two pet Dobermans
but I won't post that one
here, it's way too gross